Humour – Australian Walkabout http://travel.redwaratah.com My family's travels around Australia Tue, 11 Aug 2015 11:55:27 +0000 en-AU hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8.25 Cobar Heritage Museum and Peak Open Cut Mine http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/08/09/cobar-heritage-museum-and-peak-open-cut-mine/ Sun, 09 Aug 2015 11:21:18 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=595 Continue reading Cobar Heritage Museum and Peak Open Cut Mine ]]> An old Pontiac Ute in Cobar
An old Pontiac Ute in Cobar

Cobar is called “Copper City”. They found a bit of gold amongst the copper, but that was just used to defray working costs of the mine – a nice problem to have. Although the mines are mostly abandoned now, there still is a lot of copper still – the owners are waiting for the price to rise.

Peak Open Cut in Cobar
Peak Open Cut in Cobar

The heritage society had done a great job at rescuing the various artefacts. I fell in love with the fire engine.

Cobar Fire Engine
Cobar Fire Engine

I also really want this for my work chair. The red button on the right would be my “publish the new web site” button. I reckon two joysticks would be better than a mouse!

Winch Chair from Cobar
Winch Chair from Cobar
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Pip in Boots http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/07/30/pip-in-boots/ Thu, 30 Jul 2015 12:45:26 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=475 Continue reading Pip in Boots ]]> PipInBoots.jpg

Poor dog has been finding the rocks and burrs of the Red Centre a bit hard going on his paws. We went to the vet to get advice and walked out with four small vinyl boots. After a bit of getting used to, Dog seems to have really taken to them, scampering around more than we have seen for a couple of years. Also, everyone who seems him in them comes over for a chat, so he is getting more pats too, which he loves.

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How to dry clothes when it rains in the Red Centre http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/07/30/how-to-dry-clothes-when-it-rains-in-the-red-centre/ Thu, 30 Jul 2015 12:33:37 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=471 DryingClothesOnARainyDay

We have been very lucky with good weather. The last place we were expecting rain though was Yulara, near Uluru (Ayres Rock). It was light, but wet enough to be a nuisance. I tied our clothes line under the awning, and that did the trick.

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Road to Kings Canyon http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/07/27/road-to-kings-canyon/ Mon, 27 Jul 2015 13:05:15 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=465 Continue reading Road to Kings Canyon ]]> Natural pointillism of the road
Natural pointillism of the road

The road from Glen Helen to Kings Canyon was quite an adventure. It was our first long stretch of unsealed road on the trip. I had driven a kilometre in the Barooga State Forest finding Paradise beach, and about 500 metres to get to Stanton Bend at Rutherglen, and 20 km round trip to get to the Australian Museum of Dinosaurs near Winton, but this was a 120 km rattler. While most of the road was find, the few bad patches were horrible to drive – rattling at 40km/h, bone shaking at 60km/h and deafening at 80km/h. We managed to shake off and shatter one or our driving mirrors and dislocate our toilet flap.

Outback humour
Outback humour

The road was pretty straight, but there were a couple of blind bends when we went through gorges. We found the “politically incorrect” street sign shown in the left. I remember it from last time we drove this road (15 years ago). The tin on the other side had been amended from “Put um back down” to “Take a break”.

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Entertainment in the Outback http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/07/22/entertainment-in-the-outback/ Wed, 22 Jul 2015 07:01:53 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=406 There are no cafes, cinemas or wifi hotspots in the bush, so you have to be more creative in the outback. A very common hobby is to dress termite mounds in spare clothes. These look disturbing like a group of people from the distance until you get close enough to realise.

Entertainment

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Emerald http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/07/10/emerald/ Thu, 09 Jul 2015 14:42:57 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=359 Continue reading Emerald ]]> CapricornHighway1We have now begun to head west along the Capricorn Highway. As its name suggests, it quite closely follows the Tropic of Capricorn. After a short period, we had left the sugar cane behind and came on dry pasture land, much like you might find around Goulburn. However, every 40km or so there was another big coal train running towards the coast.

Soon we came on to Blackwater, which had a huge open cut mine just to the south of the highway. As we disagree with Tony Abbott that the future of Australia is coal, we kept going. Although our goal was Longreach, we decided not to drive 700 km in a day so stopped at Emerald in the Botanic Gardens, where we found 8 other caravans with exactly the same idea.

A map of the gardens. Oddly, no Japanese gardens!
A map of the gardens. Oddly, no Japanese gardens!

That evening I went for a walk with the dog and found the maze. Although it was very dark (no moon, just stars), the Meleluka Maze was quite easy to solve as I could see the scuff marks of the foot prints of the previous visitors in the soil. Assuming no-one got lost in the maze, and everyone makes a random choice at each corner, everyone must walk on the right path, but only a few will take the wrong path. So by following the most footmarks, I made the right turn every time. (My brother, Jean-Leo, would ask, “…but what is a crowd of Japanese tourists went into the maze, took a wrong turn and called for a helicopter to get them out?”)

After the maze I did the Celestial Garden, but that was just a set of concentric circles and no challenge at all to solve. I tried to find a wrong path and failed!

On the way back I met a large cane toad in the middle of the path. I shone my torch on it so the dog would avoid it. The dog was curious and stuck his nose against it. The toad just ducked a bit but showed no concern. Fortunately the dog moved on.

On the way back I met a chinese gentlemen with a long beard doing something to the trees with bread. The following morning I heard and found what he was up to.

ParrotsOfEmerald

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Roadrunner and Wiley Coyote http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/07/09/roadrunner-and-wiley-coyote/ Thu, 09 Jul 2015 13:52:53 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=353 Continue reading Roadrunner and Wiley Coyote ]]> Yeppoon Roadrunner
Yeppoon Roadrunner?

We stayed in Yeppoon for a few days while pondering whether to head north or west. Eventually we chose west, and have revised our itinerary. Yeppoon in a beautiful spot just in the tropics, but otherwise quite reminiscent of the south coast of NSW. The bird life is quite different. We saw a lot of this bird around the bushes and in the camp site at night.

Dog covered in burrs
Dog covered in burrs

One night, on a dog walk, we came on a few quite suddenly. The dog chased one into the scrub and disappeared into a bush. I pulled him back and fortunately he had caught nothing. Upon returning to the caravan, I found the dog was covered with burrs.

A bucket of burrs, with much fur still attached
A bucket of burrs, with much fur still attached

Carmel and I spent the evening pulling and brushing them all out, with many yips and yelps from the dog. Moral of the story – if you chase after roadrunner, you come off second best!

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Ash has some muck around time http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/07/01/ash-has-some-muck-around-time/ Wed, 01 Jul 2015 13:53:05 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=321 Ash takes the lawn mower for a spin around his uncle's two acres
Ash takes the lawn mower for a spin around his uncle’s two acres

Later he took the Nissan Patrol around, but I must have been too fearful to take a photo.

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First cane toad http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/06/29/first-cane-toad/ Mon, 29 Jun 2015 07:37:20 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=303 Continue reading First cane toad ]]> Just as we were leaving the Brunswick River, I rescued a poor little froggy who was hiding under the wheels of the caravan. I popped it onto the car bonnet to keep it from being crushed and to get a photo. I have since realised that it was our first cane toad. Fortunately, I have not come out in a rash or had weird dreams from touching him.

"I own you and your car, your caravan and your dog. I am merciful though and will leave you a reserve to live on"
“I own you and your car, your caravan and your dog. I am merciful though and will leave you a reserve to live on”

I am sure rescuing cane toads is on par with getting involved with foreign wars, so I expect to face the full force of the law on my return,

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Paddling the Brunswick River http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/06/27/paddling-the-brunswick-river/ http://travel.redwaratah.com/index.php/2015/06/27/paddling-the-brunswick-river/#comments Sat, 27 Jun 2015 06:54:21 +0000 http://travel.redwaratah.com/?p=280 Continue reading Paddling the Brunswick River ]]> We were joined at Brunswick Heads (just north of Byron Bay) by Clare, my niece.  She was interested in checking out Byron Bay and also  catching up. The third day she was with us was beautiful and sunny, so we took the canoe onto the Brunswick River.

A Skate on the river bed
A Skate on the river bed

With the tide turning, we were able to mosey along the riverbank, annoying many birds, fish and rays. The pelican was the most relaxed, watching our approach without disturbing his grooming.

Past the island, the environment changed from mangroves and mudflats, to forest and sandy beaches. We sneaked up on an eagle having a bath.

Further upstream we found a few cormorants to sneak up on a threesome of cormorants or herons – I can’t really tell the difference. They really weren’t bothered by us so we got almost underneath them.

Three cormorants watching our progress
Three cormorants watching our progress

When we found on why, I began paddling quickly. Can anyone see what is to the right of my paddle-head?

Alex escaping while Clare focusses on the all important selfie!
Alex escaping while Clare focusses on the all important selfie!

Here is the cause of my anxiety. We got to within 5 metres of her before I clued up to the interesting diamond pattern in the tree.

Sleeping after breakfast
Sleeping after breakfast

She was about two metres long and did not move. Still, I believe Python’s should be admired behind a nice glass wall with a near label assuring me that it is not deadly. Clare insisted we go back for a better selfie, but if the snake joined us in the boat, no amount of restatement of the word “harmless” was going to stop us from swimming back to camp!

The intrepid adventures return safely!
The intrepid adventures return safely!
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